Writers Thought Dumps – 1

Below is a quick “thought dump” from a networking message I had on Stage32.

INT. OLD ABANDONED WAREHOUSE – GLOOMY DAY

Inside an old, beat down warehouse, crawling with spider webs, two self-made ghost hunters slowly step through, creaking with each step, elongating the creaking noise.

GHOST HUNTER 1
Why are we going slow, each step is just making the creaking noise creak longer?
GHOST HUNTER 2
What would you like me to do …

Ghost hunter 2 starts quickly tiptoeing; QUICK RAPID CREEKS!

GHOST HUNTER 2
Instead of slow, long creaks, now they’re just short & rapid.

Ghost hunter 2 lets out a couple rapid farts.

GHOST HUNTER 2
Don’t say anything about my farts, these ghost trips make me a little gassy.
GHOST HUNTER 1
(sniffing)
Well, lucky the ghosts are not able …
(thinking)
Can ghosts even smell our farts?

Ghost hunter 2 squeaks out a fart.

GHOST HUNTER 2
Well, I don’t know, but we probably shouldn’t mention that in the open, because that’s something we should probably know.
GHOST HUNTER 1
(smelly face)
Can you keep those farts from coming out in public? You might want to check back there, because I think you might have …

GHOSTLY SHRIEKING SCREAM!

Ghost Hunter 2 screams; He lets out a little fart.

GHOST HUNTER 1
(looking at Ghost Hunter 2)
Well, you might want to check yourself, because that might have just turned from a fart to a shart.
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